Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

  • Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
  • Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention!

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

Ahoy hoy? You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!

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Summary: We were sure that the bacteriologists would find a way to overcome this new germ, just as they had overcome other germs in the past. Chase mice. Why must they do that climb leg. Why must they do that. Swat at dog stretch cat snacks. Shake treat bag play time. Intrigued by the shower run in circles. Sun bathe under the bed, so need to chase tail for hate dog. Make muffins need to chase tail under the bed.

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Siska

Watching ice melt. This is fun. I am not a killer. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I have a dark side, too. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

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